“Try sticking Díaz at the end of Aubameyang's name”

“Is he actually the caretaker?”

The boys are back in town

JAS Euro Diaries: England v Denmark

JAS Euro Diaries: England v Ukraine

JAS Euro Diaries: England v Germany

JAS Euro Diaries: England v Czech Republic

JAS Euro Diaries: England v Scotland

JAS Euro Diaries: England v Croatia

"Vilified by Villa fans"

"It's like Mussolini lecturing Hitler about doing the right thing"

"It’s like going into battle with a polymath"

"Can't see Ollie Watkins playing anyone else if he doesn't get on against San Marino"

"Expecting Jonathan Pearce to announce Matilda’s coming in from the corner"

"Ronaldo probably doesn’t know what his Twitter login is"

"No interest in hearing from Peter Walton on the art of defending"

“Did they get juggling balls for Christmas?”

“If Roy Hodgson isn’t in the vulnerable category, I don’t know who is!”

"Without football over Christmas, Jack Nicholson's coming smashing through the door"

"Pep Guardiola, a man who has never had a camping holiday"